Expensive Alphonse,
Yo, I would like recommendation! Tomorrow is Valentine’s Day and I wish to present my lady I can open up, however I can’t discover the phrases. What ought to I say?
Sincerely,
Navraj from Canada
I acquired you. For all of the horrible communicators on the market: The simplest method to specific your repressed feelings is to ship a hyperlink to a tune that does the speaking for you. And I’ve the right one. It’s “Make You Really feel Particular,” the place deadpan Higher West Facet rapper M Row—who within the final 12 months has grown previous beef-centric raps to borderline ache drill—will get delicate. (I all the time sit up for Valentine’s Day in rap as a result of for twenty-four hours everybody cuts the tough-guy shit to drop tapes about steak dinner dates and knockin’ boots.) Over the sort of gently thumping club-drill beat that screams 41, M Row stoically delivers a line for any feeling you may wish to get throughout. If the objective is to bathe them with items, attempt, “Lemme pay to your hair and your nails/Simply ship me the Zelle for the fee.” When you’re simply tryna’ hype them up, go for, “She so thick, thick/I like the way it look in your pants whenever you leavin’ the gymnasium.” There are additionally some deeper, sort of cliché ideas in there about how he shall be there for her endlessly (blah, blah, blah), which can even be your vibe. No matter, simply ship it and begin your day of affection off proper. You’ll be able to thank me later.
